Wonder Where the Wandering Willow Willy Went!

We’ve all been wondering where the wandering willow Willy went. The air force had been over by the coast near Websu Port doing some practice flight patterns, when they saw some of the Missing Willow posters. They decided to jump on board too and do a search mission, from the air, to help locate Willy Jr. Those heroic troops were being led by their brave commander, Rock Wallwillow Jackson. He’s been around for years and has led many missions. While being interviewed by K-WILO, he did say he’s never been on a mission quite like this where he was looking for something quite so small. But he is a grandfather and understands how these little furry creatures capture one’s heart.

Hang on a minute. We’re all being asked to turn on the news! There may be a sighting of Willy Jr. Oh my furry goodness! There is live coverage coming in from McWillville. It’s the home of the Always Green Aviation & Space Museum. Lots of war type aircraft are displayed there. Apparently Rock Wallwillow Jackson is escorting a huge plane and it is about to land. Oh no – the huge airplane is dive bombing into a heavily thicketed forest. Whoever is flying the plane hasn’t a clue what to do. Must be a very inexperienced pilot! The museum is saying that the plane called The Lucky Duck, built by Howie Hudson is missing and it appears this is the plane that is dive bombing. Who would try and steal that plane? It’s an antique! Who in their right mind would even think that they could get away with that? Oh no, the Lucky Duck just dropped down into the top of some trees. The other air force planes are searching for a safe spot to land so they can try to get to this priceless plane!

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fur!! I haven’t seen Willy Jr in awhile, but the little willow pilot getting out of the plane sure could pass for Willy Jr. IT IS!! He just told Rock Wallwillow his name. He’s now being escorted back to safety and is going to be held for questioning at the museum.

Details are now coming in - - Apparently the night aliens did take Willy Jr. hostage. Since they were aliens and had heard of the space museum, Willy Jr. said they thought if they could get inside, maybe they could find some sort of space craft to leave in and then ask for ransom for Willy Jr. later. Willy Jr. being the smart willow he is, waited for the appropriate moment to try and make his escape. So he ‘furtively’ got into the cockpit of the Lucky Duck, found a few boxes to prop himself up with and a bomber helmet and scarf. All decked out with his war gear on, he started pushing buttons like crazy! Unfortunately the museum doors opened and before he knew it, he was flying like never before! Willy has always been fascinated with airplanes and since he wants to be in the Willow Air force when he grows up, thought “I can do this. I’ll just fly this plane back to Websu Port!” I think not. Don’t think that worked very well for him. We are so relieved that Willy Jr. is safe, but I bet he gets ‘grounded’ for awhile!

The Willow’s Go Green! “Clean+Keen=Green”

We are still hopeful that Willy Jr. will be found. The leaders of Will.Biz have jumped in and volunteered their Willow Resource Department to help all of us out. They have set up shop at the Willow Plant since most of the community willows work there. There are five WR willows that are helping us not only with counseling regarding Willy Jr’s disappearance, but also with finding Willow-Life Balance and figuring out how interview possible incoming willow workers in our community. The Director’s name is Danilo Emberson. He is a soft spoken willow who certainly has the best interest of everyone in mind. He loves to talk and is very easy to wilate to. His wife is an artist and does beautiful work!! Gustin Dreitil is a very tall willow. Some call him Gus-Gus! He’s just a big teddy willow who loves to kid around. He has a huge dog whose name I’m quite sure is Dogzilla! Jashua Roseburg is very soft spoken and no matter what time of year, he is always wearing a scarf around his neck and he loves to walk to the different offices. I think he does that for ‘life balance’ and to clear his furry brain! B. Jam’n Shucks wears his fur in a short up-do! He’s totally into acting and video games! I’m very thankful for all the female willows that there is female for all the ‘girls’! Her name is Court’n S. Peers. With a name like that, I think she may be a bit country if you get my drift. She is a song artist and has performed on stage. What a voice! We have been following her, and I will let you know more later about our willowlationship with her!!

Now, about Willow-Life Balance. We had an all family conference this past week. WR encouraged everyone to walk over to the Willow Community Lodge, which our family did. WR says that in order for us to maintain our balance we need to go ‘green’! The schools are teaching this as well! So while I was at work, my family decided that ‘green’ meant that we needed to paint our house green! We were also told at the conference that flowers and bugs would help with the environment. So guess what?? When I came home not only was our house painted green but we had climbing flowers planted. But the bugs??? We were given bags of small lady bugs to let go in the yard. But unfortunately Wila and Weston thought that they were supposed to put them in water first. Well, they did and they grew and grew! They attached themselves to the house and I am encouraging them to sing the song: “Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are gone”!

Part of Willow-Life Balance is spending “quality bonding time” with your family. Wilena and Weston rolled their eyes at first but then thought it would be fun to play a game, sort of like Hide and Go Seek. Only they wanted to add the genre of “Where’s Waldo”. They called it “Where’s Willow?” So being the good husband and father I’m trying to be, I agreed to play this game! Can you find us in the picture?


Need to sign off! It’s late and I need to prepare for work in the morning! I don’t know about you, but I’m so thankful I have a job and a wonderful willow family!

Willy Jr. is missing from Websu Port!

Just when I thought ‘life just doesn’t get any better than this’, something happened which is just so sad; but we believe with all our fur this will have a happy outcome. We just received information from Websu Port that little Willy Jr. is missing. Word travels fast and we anticipate that he will be found soon.

Apparently the last time he was seen was on or around March 31st in the late afternoon. Rumor has it that the ‘night aliens’ may have abducted him. There are posters all over the place. He is so little and this is such a great big world, it’s just hard to imagine him not where he is supposed to be. I don’t know if you remember or not, but both Willy Jr. and Wila were adopted by families in Websu Port. The monkeys that Wila lives with have really jumped on board and are being sent out with another troop of monkeys from a community on the other side of Netwille, called Billwille. Delko Willitz is spearheading the search from his end. And when I say ‘spearheading’, I mean real spears, and bows and arrows. They call themselves the Knights of Knudsias. Matu Knudsien has many monkey belts in karate and has been teaching a crash course in case the abductors of Willy Jr. are bigger than this amazing band of monkey warriors. Willy’s disappearance is all over the news, and the reporters from our local TV station K-WILO are talking to everyone. They are broadcasting the missing willow poster during every commercial break. Lil’ Willy Jr. has now been missing for approximately seven days. He doesn’t know how to swim very well, and we hope he didn’t fall into the water where Sam-I-Am lives. He was last seen with just his fur on and possibly a pair of sunglasses. He doesn’t know how to cook, and doesn’t know how to make a fire to keep warm at night. We are believing for the best.

So please if you have any information on Willy Jr. or have seen him, please contact www.adventuresofthewillowfamily.blogspot.com or phone, 1.555.wil.lows.