Will.Biz

I know I have been spent a lot of time talking about Sir Lawrence of Waggnia, Sir Johnander and son and Sir Danashay Fur. Their company Will.Biz has just become so very important to us. One of the reasons our town is thriving is because they have sold us on this thing called the Webernet. Or is it called the Willownet? Or is it called the Enternet? Well it doesn’t matter. It’s working! They kept telling us that if we would just advertise on Goggle or YouWho that we would be able to turn our little town around. And you know what?? They were right!

The TV networks have been beating down our doors asking if we would be willing to start a reality show. They want to call it “Willows of our Lives” with the tag line being “Like sand in the hour glass, so are the willows of our lives”. Please if you could respond and let us know if you think our little town is worthy of such a show. I don’t want our family to become like the Osborne’s or some of the other families/towns who have been involved in reality shows and ended up with ‘issues’. We are furry, little, lovable and just trying to bring others joy. Would being a celebrity willow family and town somehow change us? And just so you know, we are not chickens or baby chicks, we are willows!

Willow Kanillow

I would like to take this opportunity to pay consideration to one of our residents in Netwille. Her name is Bee Kay Blok, and is the town’s professional photographer. She is always there with her camera ready for the ‘action’. And boy oh boy have we ever had some action. This past week Jay Whitewillow brought an amazing stunt show into town called Willow Kanillow. He can’t ride because of some wrestling injuries he suffered in school. So he convinced Sir Lawrence of Waggnia, Sir Johnander and son and Sir Danashay Fur to train for the show. In practice there were some pretty furry accidents. Willows flying everywhere, but thank goodness there have been no major injuries. It’s been exciting watching as the town has rallied around this event, loaning some of their treasured cars and trucks.

One of the town’s individuals Lib Bea has been helping with the show, acting as the Stunt Director. Poor Lib Bea, she is going through somewhat of a career crisis. She can’t decide if she wants to be a Stunt Director or a Life Guard at the pool. I sure hope she can make up her mind soon. We are a little afraid that she will try and have the Willow Kanillow show use the pool as a cross over. That could be so very dangerous. And we thought Tsunami Bethany caused damage. Can you imagine what would happen???

I must go. Willamina is calling me to dinner!

Tsunami Bethany

So much has been happening in Netwille since Sir Lawrence of Waggnia, Sir Johnander and son and Sir Danashay Fur have arrived. Things are just ‘willowing’ all over town. I think one of the highlights has been the addition of the Willow Community Park and Pool. Our little willows, Wilena and Weston have been taking swimming lessons by none other than our own Georgia Peach. Small businesses have been popping up all around us. Willows with talent are coming out of the willowwork!

One such is Jayre K. Lee. She is a quiet willow who lives on the outskirts of town. We always knew she enjoyed making things, but we had no idea of her finesse. Her designer sunglasses are crafted with such precision. So elegant, yet so practical! Don’t lose them though, they are hard to find. One pair got lost at the pool and it took a whole village of individuals to find them. Even Sir Dayashay Fur looked! Several days passed but eventually they were found by Jayre K. Lee in a wee small corner near the Netwille Kitchen and Cafe! We’ve decided maybe we should call her Willow Agent 99!!

We did have a pretty bad scare recently at the pool. The weather became so calm and quiet and then out of no where Tsunami Bethany hit with surges of water and wind. It was pretty frightening for my wife Willamenia. She watched as our little willows were blown out of the pool, thrown down to the bottom of a ravine and scattered everywhere. We hadn’t had anything like happen before. We may be mighty, but we are too little to survive many more Tsunamis like that!

Happy Monday from Netwille!

As I wrote before our little community has been struggling with the economy. We were peering out the window not long ago, when we heard the most amazing loud sound. It sounded like a motorcycle. But no one has even been in our city gates on a motorcycle before, so that really peaked our interest. We went outside and as you can see from the picture there was a Harley in town! Not just any Harley. The four willows on the Harley had heard of our plight and because of the nature of their business, thought they could come and intercede.

They introduced themselves as Sir Lawrence of Waggnia, Sir Johnander and son, and Sir Danashay Fur. They had been researching our little community and wanted to come and support us. They help individuals get the word out about their business and what their community has to offer. Modern technology for willows isn’t our forte, and we learned that with the push of a button we can be made known all over. Their motto is “Stimulate Every Opportunity”. They even have an entire willow department that takes care of additional options we might consider!

Since their arrival, our Willow Plant is back up and running and orders are going out like crazy. Some of the local shops have been thriving, even to the point we have been able to add The Willow Community Park and Pool. More on that later.

Thank you Sir Lawrence of Waggnia, Sir Johnander and son, and Danashay Fur for taking the time to facilitate us. Thank you for your guidance and you are more than welcome to come back anytime! You’re willawesome!

Happy Late Valentine’s Day everyone!

Even though things were tough this year and we were a little sad about Willy Jr. and Wila not being with us for Valentine’s Day, my lovely wife Willamina Willow, made it a very festive occasion, as you can see from the picture. She just loves to decorate. I can’t believe she even crawled up on our roof and hung beautiful valentine garland. Both my wife and our oldest daughter, Wilena, made a lovely handmade card for me, a fun party hat and they picked the only flower blooming in our yard. They greeted me at the door and surprised me. As you can see from the picture I was a bit teary eyed. They were tears of joy, and I hope they know how much I appreciated their willow- thoughtfulness. Weston was not in the picture because he was still at Netwille Elementary. I just need to stop and brag about him for a moment. He is excelling in Willowology and the study of Willowmatics. He says he wants to be a teacher working with the smallest of willows in our neighborhood when he grows up! He doesn’t realize that he won’t get much bigger - - well he won’t get any bigger. He brings us so much joy. That’s one thing about us Willows, we try and bring others joy, just with the little things!

It’s amazing how when anyone stops by our little area, they smile and laugh and sometimes go “awe”. We have been told that we make others laugh!! I had no idea our family would have this kind of impact on others!! Fa-sure!! (Our oldest daughter is trying out big-girl willow lingo. She thinks she is a Valley Willow!)

Welcome to My world.

I would like to welcome you to my blog. I’m so excited to share my story with you. My name is William Willow. I first moved to Netwille about two months ago and took up residence in the lovely Mohawk Willbiz housing project. I was a single willow and had been looking for “love in all the wrong places”.

Not long after my arrival to Netwille I met a lovely female willow, named Willamina. She worked at the Willow Plant. She was able to help me get a job there too! In no time at all, we were in love and got married in a small wedding on the top veranda of the housing project.

We couldn’t believe how fast our family grew! And all we did is kiss!! It was almost overnight that we had four little willows under our roof! Their names are Wilena, Weston, Willy Jr, and Wila. We were such a happy family, a little cramped in our living quarters, but quite content! Unfortunately the economy wasn’t very good. Part of the Willow Plant had to close and we both lost our jobs. We just didn’t know what to do with four little willow’s mouths to feed and we thought our home was going to go into foreclosure.

We met some wonderful individuals who lived in a neighboring coastal community called Websu Port. They were so kind in adopting our two youngest children, Willy Jr, and Wila. Haven’t seen much of them, but I know they are being well taken care. Others have seen them, and we have heard that they seem quite content in their new environment. Wila is living with some monkeys and loves to snuggle on one in particular, especially the monkey’s shoulder! I believe Willy Jr. has been a handful and spends most of his time in time out on a wooden plank, but does have access to his computer!

Best sign off for now. Will return with more adventures later!